My deep, ugly grudges from every bug contest I've participated in have now emerged. It's not pretty.
Edit: Several people have taken of their time to explain how the HP is also a determining factor in winning in contest, and while me and several others already knew that, I still appreciate you pointing it out. However, there are still people who doesn't read the comments and only post to explain the mechanics again, so at this point, it's not really necessary. We know. It's fine. That wasn't part of the joke in the first place, but thanks. Explain no more.